Maybe Kushner Gets Fired And Blames Obama --- Robin Foster*
Manure Kicking Gives Feet A Bad Odor --- Bradley Paul*
Older Boys Are Far Greater Kissers, Mary --- Katherine Ward
Only Brave Astronomers Fight Galactic Killer Monsters --- Daphne Heimensen
Oscar Bought A Farm Growing Killer Melons --- Caroline Freese
Oh, Bummer! Astronomy Features Gross Killer Math --- Luis Gonzalez
Outrageously Big Acronyms For Giant Killer Masses --- Mark Deaton
My Kangaroo's Giant Feet Are Brown (and) Oblong --- Zachary Lammi
Obstinate Brahe Always Found Genius Kepler Muttering --- Mikiah Watt
Oh Bugger, Another Flying Giraffe Kicked Me --- Joshua Brighton
My Kitten Grows Fatter And Bulges Out --- Maggie McGinity
Only Brave Athletes Fight Great Karate Masters--- Michael Karrett
Mario Kart Gives Friends A Bonding Opportunity--- Julia Hetzel
Often Basic Astronomy Facts Give Killer Migraines--- Lauri Suominen
Obama Beat A Frail Guy KOing McCain--- Courtney Kayser
Over Break A Former Girlfriend Kicked Me --- Callie Snead
Objective Biases Are Finally Going (to) Kill Me --- Jacob Cantu
Orion's Belt Always Frays; Get Knitting Materials! --- Ryne Peterson
Oh Boy! Another Farm-Grown Killer Meal --- Jacob Cantu (again)
Oh, Be Anna, Find Guy, Kill, Millions --- Emily Bollinger
Oh! Blow Another Field Goal, Kicker Man --- Case Brendeland
Only Bad Anglers Fish with Gross Kwiktrip Minnows --- Matt Wiebers
My Knowledge Gained From Astronomy Baffles Others --- Ted Aalbers & Brian Archer
Outgoing Boys And Flirtatious Girls Keep Mating --- BillieJo Stallsmith
My Killer Goat Farted After Breakfast Oatmeal --- Regina Smith
Mickey Killed Goofy For A Body Organ --- Eric Kaufman
Only Brahe's Astronomy Finally Gave Kepler Measurements --- Matt Froeschle
OJ Believes Another Freakin' Guy
Killed Mrs. --- Angela Irwin
(okay, this one was a bit dated...)
Old Buddies And Friends, Great Kodak Moments --- John Kennedy
Oven Baked Apples From Grandma's Kitchen. Mmmm --- Steve Burke
Our Big Astronomy Final Gives Kids Migranes --- Michael Ehler
Order Burgers And Fries. Get Ketchup, Mel! --- Garry Baker
Only Brave Astronomers Find Glorioulsly Kinky Mates --- Brian Lemberger